Oh white people, you don't get to lead anymore

While this is rather painful to watch what with the wooden delivery and icky participants, it really picks up around minute 2 when the "dancing" starts.

Hey DC/NOVA drivers -

I'm your friend. Your gas prices are lower because I'm not out there driving up demand with the rest of you. In return for this consideration, I ask one small favor.

LET ME CROSS AT THE CROSSWALK!!

If we happen to encounter each other at a crosswalk with no signal, help a sister out and let me go first. It's kinda the law.

The simple genius of Toothpaste for Dinner