The Endless Procrastination of Elizabeth Jean Musar and Her Subsequent Need to Pull Genius from Her Bum
I had a real problem with distraction and compound titles. Some might call it an addiction.
In related news, I found the article that I wrote for the Phoenix/Free Press that encouraged people to vote so they would be more attractive to the opposite (or same, whatever floats your boat) sex. While most of it is pretty bad, I enjoyed this closing section immensely -
Remember to always practice responsible voting. Vote sober, vote safely with appropriate ballot box protection, and always make sure Election Night activities are consensual. If you think you need a little practice harnessing your inner voter sexiness before Nov. 5th, the debates start Sept. 30th. Happy Voting!
1 comment:
These past three posts have been good reading...but I think you need to post about James Bond again, just so he doesn't think you've forgotten him...or, you know, let him go so he could move onto some other deserving girl...like me.
On second thought, don't bother posting about James.
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