Imagine my surprise when I sliced into my red bell pepper and found this
My lunch apparently had a good time in my grocer's case, and came home knocked up. I'm not sure who the father was, but seeing as mother and child were now living in my care, I decided it was time to deliver.
Call me crazy, but doesn't this look like Babar, King of the Elephants, holding a giant green apple while wearing a jaunty green witch's hat?
With a quick cut to the umbilical root, pepper fetus becomes pepper baby.
Call the royal guard - Babar has been robbed!!
After giving the mama pepper a c-section, I ate her and threw her dissected baby in the trash. Aren't you glad that I didn't pursue a career in medicine?