Sunday, February 25, 2007

If I were to start a band

It would be called "fatally relevant" and it would be an emo punk band, because as we all know "The first thing you need is a name. Then you'll know what kind of band you've got."

Record companies take note - lowercase is key and a dealbreaker. It shows that we're humble.


Katie said...

no daniel craig on the red carpet yet
insted we've got celine dion
she didn't manage to thump her chest
and gwyneth paltrow has craptacular extensions

and let's give props to the original lowercase kickass band name
i hear their bass player rocks

please make sure to go to delaware this weekend
and not next...

that mckim girl said...

In high school, I always wanted to have a band called The Blue Apothecary.

Rachel said...

lower case letters are so 3 years ago. Punctuation is the key to a good band these days.